In the alphabet...

221

Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?

A: "i" (I)

222

Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?

A: "y" (Why?")

223

Q: Which letter is not me?

A: U.

224

Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days?

A: W (Double u- Double you)

225

Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"

A: "The Q. (queue)

226

Q: Why is the A like a flower?

A: Because the B is after it.

227

Q: Why is the letter "A" like noon?

A: Because it's in the middle of the day.

228

Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"

A: "The C"

229

Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?

A: None! None of them have "c", "o","m" or "n" in them.

230

Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?

A: A horse and its rider.