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In the alphabet...

Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?

A: "i" (I)

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Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?

"y" (Why?")

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Q: Which letter is not me?

A: U.

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Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days?

A: W (Double u- Double you)

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Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?

A: Because every direction is south.

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Q: Why is the A like a flower?

A: Because the B is after it.

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Q: Why is the letter "A" like noon?

A: Because it's in the middle of the day.

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Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"

A: "The C"

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Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"

A: "The Q. (queue)

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Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?

A: A horse and its rider.