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Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?

A: The horse's shadow.

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Q. Why was the hearse horse hoarse?

A. Because of the coffin

283

Q: Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage?

A: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.

284

Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

A: A teapot.

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Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?

A: Because it's too far to walk there.

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Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?

A: Because it's too far to walk!

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Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?

A: None! None of them have "c", "o","m" or "n" in them.

Submitted by Paulo José L. do Amaral

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Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?

A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.

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Q: Which room has no doors, no windows.

A: A mushroom.

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Q: What gets wetter as it dries?

A: A towel